That awful time when you are falling asleep all the way home while driving and anticipating falling into bed but the action of walking from car to house wakes you up too much. :P

And in that moment I swear that last gif of Adam is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen.
  • 1st grade boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
  • Me: *opens my mouth to say no*
  • Boy (before i can say anything): YES.
Just fed the children ice cream. Standing back to watch them tear the world apart now.
Are you going to meet your boyfriend since you’re putting on lipgloss? - AJ - 8 year old at work